AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
