You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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