Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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