don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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