Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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