i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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