You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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