when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
