Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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