im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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