his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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