don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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