how can u be prego again
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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