I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
