I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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