just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
