We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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