I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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