We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
sex in a hospital.. check
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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