I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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