Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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