Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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