i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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