He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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