Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
