thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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