bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I deserve this hangover.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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