Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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