"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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