: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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