Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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