She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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