$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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