I must be too annoying 4 u.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Acid is not a monday night drug
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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