is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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