Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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