But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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