Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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