Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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