1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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