why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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