hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He shit in the fireplace
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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