i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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