Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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