I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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