hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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