Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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