You just made me feel so damn special
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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