So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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