if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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