How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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